Get in the game!!!! We’ve got the 2nd sbo WSOP Satellite on Sunday night, and we’re at just 29 entries. That’s not enough to pay out a single seat.

Where is everyone?

I know you’re intimidated by my exceptional talent, but that’s no reason to cower in your living room and watch timidly from the rail. Log in and sign up. You know the deal. So what are you waiting for?

This ain’t for you. It’s for me.

1) Knowledge that isn’t utilized is worse than ignorance.

2) Pride is not an excuse.

3) In the realm of cliches, it’s not so much that patience is a virtue as haste truly makes waste.

4) To overcome envy, one must accept that it exists.

5) There’s a reason it’s called “instinct.”

6) Furthermore, there is a reason they are called “decisions.”

It’s been a long week. Work has been a bit of a bear. The kid contracted rotovirus and ended up in the hospital for a bit. So, as Thurday drew to a close, I was more than happy to receive the following note via e-mail.

In short, I am now officially rowdy.

Otis:

Congratulations! The World Series of Poker is the most prestigious Poker event in the world. This is your receipt for $1500 for your deposit for WSOP Event #2 on Friday, June 3, 2005 at 12 noon. Your deposit reserves you a seat in Event #2. Upon arrival at the RIO, to finalize your registration and to receive you table and seat assignment, please visit the Registration Window, located in the Tournament Area. You must complete your tournament registration at least one hour prior to your event. Please be prepared to provide proof of identity via a Drivers License, Passport, or Military I.D. This year’s WSOP events will no doubt be the largest and most exciting event in history. Harrahs continues to lead the industry in creating an innovative gaming experience for valued guests. Harrahs and the Tournament Staff sincerely wish you, “GOOD LUCK!!!”

Per the request of another blogger, here is the finishing rank of all the players from last night. I don’t have the time to link to all your blogs. Feel free to associate your name with you blog in the comments.

1 BobRespert–Won WSOP Seat

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2 phillsievers –Chopped 2nd place money

3 JoeSpeaker –Chopped 2nd place money

4 txchach –Chopped second place money